The Lord’s Prayer

Just got this in an SMS. Changed a few lines, seems to read better

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
hallowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk
at home as in the Tavern.
Give us this day our foamy bread,
and forgive us our spillages
as we forgive those who spill against us.
Lead us not into incarceration,
but deliver us from hangovers,
for thine is the Beer, the Ale, and the Lager,
Forever and Ever,
Beer Me.

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